Today my kids and I went to a local Subway for lunch. My kids needed to use the restrooms. I stood in line and waited to order.
Two seconds later, my husband entered and stood in line. We hadn't planned this, so it was a bit of a surprise.
"Hi, I was just going to order some lunch for you," I said.
"Good. I'm hungry," he replied.
Then my charming son came out of the bathroom.
"Look," I said. "Do you see who's here?"
And without missing a beat, his next words were: "There's diarhea in the toilet in that bathroom."