Mama Diaries

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Potato Chip Muncher

I had left a bag of potato chips on the kitchen table. They were supposed to be for the party. Well, I stepped out of the room for two minutes. Guess who decided he wanted a snack? My big old German Shepherd. That's who. When I came back, that stupid dog had his big old snoot in the potato chip bag. "Schultz!" I yelled. "What are you doing?" He took his snoot out of the bag and finished chomping a potato chip. He gave me a look like, What do you think I'm doing? I grabbed that bag and looked inside. The chips were almost all gone. "You stupid varmint. Now there's none for the party!" He looked at me and burped. And then do you know what he did? He threw up! I kid you not. All over my nice carpet. "Serves you right, dummy," I said. "But you could've at least vomitted outside." Ugh. That dog!


  1. Well, honestly, Sherry. You DID leave the potato chips within reach. hahaha

  2. hahaha well he got to taste them twice, going down and up..haha

  3. That dog has no self-control! ;)

  4. I once had a shepherd mix who could eat an entire loaf of bread if you left it out too long. Ha!

  5. omgosh i know--you have made me think of a topic--thanks!

  6. Hi Sherry~
    Thank you so much for coming by my Blog and the lovely comment you made. It was truly appreciated!
    I love this story about your dog. We have 7 dogs and there is always something like this going on in our house too!
    Wishing you a lovely rest of the week,
    LuLu Kellogg

    1. Whoa! Seven dogs? I can't even imagine the kind of chaos that goes on at your pad!

  7. LOL! So funny (not the vomit bit though)! But my sister's dog is a little thief too! But she usually steals when she is home alone though, so my sister always have to "dog proof" the house before she leaves home.

    Have a great day! :-)

  8. LOL. Schultz was a naughty dog. Sorry to hear that he threw them back up. There's never a dull moment in your house, that's for sure!