My son was home sick today. The germ apparently affected his voice.
"Mama," he croaked. "I need a scream recharger." He demonstrated by attempting to scream. The sound that came out sounded something like a strangled chicken. (Like I know what one of those sound like!)
"Bubba, you need to rest your voice!"
"No Mama, I need to find my voice. Can you help me?"
So, ladies and gentleman, if you happen to find my boy's voice lying around somewhere, please hide it in a place where it can never be found. Do not return it. I repeat, do not return it! I kind of like that the scream is gone.