My son was home sick today. The germ apparently affected his voice.
"Mama," he croaked. "I need a scream recharger." He demonstrated by attempting to scream. The sound that came out sounded something like a strangled chicken. (Like I know what one of those sound like!)
"Bubba, you need to rest your voice!"
"No Mama, I need to find my voice. Can you help me?"
Um, yeah.
So, ladies and gentleman, if you happen to find my boy's voice lying around somewhere, please hide it in a place where it can never be found. Do not return it. I repeat, do not return it! I kind of like that the scream is gone.
I'll bury it in the back yard.
ReplyDeletePerfect! Now I know it will never be found!
Deleteteehee :D
ReplyDeleteI'm giggling, too!
DeleteLOL Done!
ReplyDeleteThanks! :)
DeleteMaybe Schultz ate it?
ReplyDeleteHmmm. Yeah, if he did, it's probably in some frozen you-know-what in the middle of my backyard. LOL!
Deletehahahahaha so funny. And I love Pat's comment too.
ReplyDeleteLOL! He might be right!
DeleteI'm thinking his voice is out playing with my voice!
ReplyDeleteOh no! Did you lose your voice, too?
Delete*LOL* Nope, don't see any little boys' voices around here. Just some lump under the couch cushion.
ReplyDeleteI think Alex found it, which means he'll never hear his voice again!
DeleteI have it! I'm going to feed it to my dogs. Now love me forever.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Thank you! I will love you forever (even if you didn't feed it to your dogs!).
DeleteThe next time I lose my voice I'm going to ask for a scream recharger.
ReplyDeleteI wonder where they sell them? LOL!
DeleteHope his voice returns and he feels better soon.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
It has returned, and he's back in school. (But I'm still hoping the scream is gone. LOL!)
DeletePoor kid! Happy momma! lol
ReplyDeleteYes, indeed!
DeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteAnd I kinda love that you call him Bubba.
He was a very big baby. The name, "Bubba" has stuck ever since.
DeleteI had to pause and wonder how a screaming chicken sounds like. :)LOL
ReplyDeleteHi Sherry,
ReplyDeleteThanks for making me smile today! Love it! :-D