My son came downstairs this morning looking like an alien from outer space. He was wearing three pairs of glasses: his regular glasses, a pair of sunglasses over them, and another pair on his forehead.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"Going to school."
"Yeah, Mama. It's Wacky Sunglasses day."
"Oh," I said. "Can I wear whacky sunglasses, too?"
The boy looked at me funny. "Sure."
So ladies and gentlemen, I now have a pair of shocking pink sunglasses over my eyeballs and a pair of black and white polka dotted glasses on my forehead. I think I'll show up at school for the All School Sing later today just like this!