Green Day

Everywhere I looked, everyone was wearing green today. That could mean only one thing: It was St. Patrick's Day. I never wear green on St. Patrick's Day, and neither do my kids. We wear red,orange, yellow, blue, indigo, violet, and even shocking pink. I've never much cared for the holiday - it seems to be all about drinking beer and bar hopping. So this morning when I dropped my son off at school, one little boy asked, "Why aren't you wearing green?" I said, "Because if I look like a rainbow, I might find the pot of gold!"