I think I gave birth to a couple of piglets. Really. Not only are they the messiest creatures on the planet, but they actually snort. I've never heard anything like it (from humans, that is). They'll get started laughing, and pretty soon it turns into snorting. So, last night when I was giving my son a bath ,he started goofing around and oinking in the bath tub. I made some crazy faces at him which made him start laughing. Pretty soon - you guessed it - he was snorting. So what did I do? The only thing a mom with nursing experience would do - I mooed!