First of all, I thought German Shepherds had good noses. Second of all, I thought German Shepherds were supposed to be smart.
I don't know, but I think our German Shepherd is on the short end of the stick when it comes to those two things.
Today, I found him scrounging in my garden. I hadn't cleaned up the old tomato plants yet, and there was a plethora of rotten tomatoes on the ground. My dumb dog found a few and started chowing down.
"Beast!" I hollared. "Get those out of your mouth. Yuck!"
He didn't listen. And I sure as heck wasn't going to stick my hand in his mouth to pull out a rotten tomato.
I few minutes later, I found him heaving in the corner of the yard. He was puking up rotten tomatoes.
"See, you stupid dog. You should've listened."
I guess I should go clean up the rotten apples. Those will be next.