My frog doesn't usually make the headlines. But he's been so obnoxious for the last few days, that I just have to tell you about him.
It started a few days ago when I bought him a new brand of blood worms. I don't know what's in those things, but ever since he started eating them, he won't shut up. Day and night he croaks at the top of his little froggy lungs.
"Croaky," I said walking over to his swamp. "That's enough. I can't even think because you're croaking so loud!"
He croaked some more.
I brought our German Shepherd, Schultz, up to see him. I figured the sight of a giant dog would interrupt whatever short circuit pattern was going on in his brain.
Schultz sniffed the swamp.
And Croaky kept croaking.
The croaking continued last night. Do you know what it's like trying to sleep with a noisy African clawed frog? Impossible! It's like being outside in Africa on the banks of the Nile river, except without the crocodiles.
I got up and shined my flashlight into his swamp. And guess what? He kept croaking!
So ladies and gentlemen, I need a little help here. Does anybody have any ideas on how to activate a frog's "off" button? I'd really like to get a good night's sleep tonight!