My eleven-year-old daughter had another dance competition today. Her team did awesome. It was a national competition, and they won first place overall!
Anyway, last night we were in our hotel room, dressed in our pajamas and ready for bed. My daughter wanted to watch TV, so we turned it on - to music videos.
The music made me want to get up and start dancing. So I did.
"Mom, what are you doing?"
"Doing a Bubba dance," I replied.
She watched me and rolled her eyes. "Mom, you seriously need to take dance lessons!"
So what did I do? I busted another move.
She totally cracked up. "Mom, you're embarrassing me, and there's not even anybody else in the room!"
"Sorry, kid," I said. "I'm just doing my job!"