We had a little excitement at my pad yesterday. It involved some cats and some dogs. I bet you can't guess which ones.
I looked out my front window and noticed an unfamiliar cat sitting on my front porch. I opened the door, thinking the cat would get scared and run off, because you know how scary I can be! But no. That cat thought he was going to walk into my house and make himself at home.
"Excuse me," I said. "This isn't your house. And Bootsy is going to get a little upset that you're here." (Bootsy is my cat, in case you didn't know.)
As soon as I had uttered those words, Bootsy showed up. As promised, he was not happy. His panties were all in a bunch upon seeing the visitor. He arched his back and hissed. The other cat reciprocated. Bootsy charged. The cat ran off - right into the backyard where Schultz was patrolling. (Schultz is our German Shepherd.) Schultz went nuts when he saw the new cat! He went into full chase mode, barking his head off. He chased the cat into our neighbor's yard -where two more dogs awaited. One of which is the infamous cat killer!
I have never seen a cat move so fast! Somehow, he managed to escape the manic beasts. He ran as fast as he could across the street, behind some houses, never to be seen again.
Afterwards, the dogs wagged their tails and Bootsy sat in the driveway, calmly licking his paws. Well done, boys!