Usually I get heckled by my kids for being so old. Now my students are doing it. I made the mistake of commenting on a piece of music from the musical, Oklahoma.
"This song has been around a bazillion years," I said.
My student looked at me funny. "You've been around a bazillion years?"
"No, not me - the song."
It didn't register. "That means, you're like immortal," the student said. Then she flipped through the rest of the book. "Do you know all of these songs, too?"
"Wow, you are ancient!"
So I guess I'm ancient and immortal. That makes me feel so good. Not!