You may remember a few weeks ago, my seven-year-old son was howling on our front porch. The reason? To attract a Yeti. Now he's trying to trap one.
Only, he didn't trap a Yeti. He trapped my daughter. She came into the house completely covered in mud.
"What happened?" I asked.
"I fell into a Bigfoot trap."
"Bubba and his buddy made a slippery mud slope on the bank of the creek. Any Bigfoot that comes too close is doomed."
I looked at her muddy clothes. "Yeah. I see that. I know you have a size 9 shoe, but I don't think you're Bigfoot. So stay away from that thing."
She nodded and went off to clean herself up.
I'll keep you updated as to whether or not this trap works for any real resident Bigfoots.