Mama Diaries

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Snacking on Stakes

Yes, I did spell that right. It's stakes. Not steaks. Who do you think might be snacking on stakes? Yep. You guessed it. My big old German Shepherd, Schultz. Today I planted my tomatoes and put in the stakes. The thought went through my head that my dumb dog would probably destroy those things, but I hoped I was wrong. Perhaps the fence around the garden would deter the hairy beast. No such luck. I let the dog out when I was done, and went about my business. Later, when I went out to pick up my kids from school, I noticed that something wasn't quite right. One of the tomato stakes was lopsided and in pieces. I walked over to take a closer look. Sure enough, that stupid dog had reached over the fence and grabbed a stake with his big teeth. That thing was bent and broken and riddled with teeth marks. I went in the house with the busted stake. "Schultz!" I bellowed. He cocked his head and looked at me. "Listen, dufus. This is a stake. Not a steak. No eating stakes!" He cocked his head the other way. He didn't get it. Apparently he needs to go to school to learn about homonyms.

7 comments:

  1. hahaha steak and stake are so easy to mix up though

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    1. Yeah. I guess I was being a little too hard on him.

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  2. LOL The poor confused doggie. ;)

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  3. Ha ha, Perhaps he loves tomatoes. Don't they cause havoc at times. I would like to give you an award.

    Loved your post today. Thanks for sharing. Jenni x

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    1. Yes. My dog has created more than his share of havoc!

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  4. I bet he had a real blast with it... I stake my life on that! Haha.

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