My teenage daughter likes to experiment with face masks, hair masks, and other assorted girly things. The other day she came into the kitchen with brown stuff plastered all over her face.
"What's that?" I asked.
"A cupcake face mask."
"Does it do anything?" I couldn't believe that something that smelled that chocolatey served any purpose when applied to one's face.
"Yes. It tightens my pores."
She opened one of the kitchen cupboards and rummaged through it.
"Now, what are you looking for?" I asked.
"Stuff to make a coconut hair mask."
I raised my eyebrows.
Then she pulled out cocoa powder.
"Why do you need that?"
"Cocoa powder is like dry shampoo. It works really great."
She proceeded to sprinkle some in her hair.
I shook my head.
Now my daughter smells like a walking box of chocolates. Let's hope nothing tries to eat her!