Monday, April 30, 2012
Dirty Present
"Woman," my husband said. "I got you a present."
"Cool," I said. "What?"
"You'll see."
A little while later, a dump truck arrived in our driveway. It had a nice pile of steaming mulch to deliver. The driver dumped that thing and took off. Nice.
"There you go, woman," my husband said. "Now get mulching!"
Ugh. Yeah. That's the nicest thing anyone has ever gotten me. Thanks a lot, honey!
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Ah, your husband loves you! Not every man will get his woman mulch!
ReplyDeleteI feel so special!
DeleteLOL when I saw the title I though your pup left you a pile of poo. So I guess it beats that.
ReplyDeleteLOL Yes, I guess it could have been worse!
ReplyDeleteHa. Yeah, I guess so. But my back is starting to ache from all the shoveling!
DeleteIt was something you needed, right? ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL. Was this a present you've been hinting at wanting? : )
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's definitely something that's been at the top of my list!
DeleteI don't know if you're really happy for the mulch or not. Have fun with it before he bring another truck load.
ReplyDeleteI'm having a ball with it. Only a half a pile to go now!
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