I believe I may have previously posted about what I eat in the morning for breakfast. It's healthy stuff - chia seeds, granola, dried fruit, etc. My husband calls it, "Rocks and Pebbles." He has also called it, "Unidentifiable Debris." As mentioned in the previous post, he likes to take a Sharpie marker and label the cereal boxes and bags with these creative titles.
Well, the other day, he brought home a box filled with round things. He took one of the round things out and ate it for breakfast.
My son took one, too.
I looked at the boys. "Dudes, what are you eating?"
"They're called, donuts, Mama. Breakfast of champions," my son said.
I narrowed my eyes and grabbed a Sharpie marker. I drew a skull with crossbones on the box. Then I wrote, "Body Poison. Eat at your own risk."
They just looked at me, laughed, and grabbed another donut. Because obviously, the Mama doesn't know a darn thing about breakfasts of champions. I shook my head. I'll take my "Strange Edible Mixture of Bird Seed" over donuts any day!