Today, a few of my son's buddies came over. They raided my pantry and found some fortune cookies.
One kid cracked open his. "Hey, I'm going to have a new exciting business adventure!"
The next kid opened his. "I'm going to have a comfortable old age!"
Then my son opened his. He started giggling. "Mine says there's a good chance of a romantic encounter soon."
Uh oh. I think I'm seeing trouble ahead!