No, I'm not talking about my son's girlfriend. He's way too young for that sort of thing! I'm talking about my German Shepherd, Schultz's girlfriend. She's a pretty Golden Retriever. You might remember her from a previous post, where Schultz was so busy gawking at her, that he walked right into to bush.
Well, the saga continues. I took Schultz for a walk. Everything was fine until he decided he needed to do his business. He stopped and did what doggies do. I was not aware that his girlfriend was behind us, being biked around the block. As soon as she saw Schultz doing his business, she charged.
Here's what happened next: The kid who was biking the pretty Golden Retriever nearly fell off his bike. The pretty Golden Retriever jumped into Schultz's poo, and Schultz jumped on top of the pretty Golden Retriever. It was a mess. Leashes were tangled, and the kid and I were not too happy. But apparently, Schultz and his girlfriend were very happy. They wagged their tails in sheer glee.
We managed to get dogs and leashes untangled. Then the kid and his dog continued on their way. The Golden Retriever did a quick look back at Schultz and wagged her tail.
Apparently Schultz knows how to impress the ladies!
I guess Schultz is a smooth dog even when doing his business! *LOL*
ReplyDeleteSomething like that! He's definitely a good-looking dog.
DeleteIt's nice that Schultz's girlfriend is so easy going, and that no one got hurt. Something tells me that you both had fun in the tub afterward! Julie
ReplyDeleteYes. Now Schultz smells good, too!
DeleteThat's what I'd call a quickie hahaha
ReplyDeleteYeah. A real quickie!
DeleteIt sounds messy, but sweet.
ReplyDeleteThat's putting it nicely!
DeleteQuite the love story going!
ReplyDeleteYeah, a real Romeo and Juliet love story!
DeleteI wanted to sing "Smooth Operator" when I finished reading this. That Schultz!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Perfect!
DeleteLOL, is that how dogs court?
ReplyDeleteApparently. Definitely not my idea of a courtship!
DeleteThis made me giggle - it sounds as though the pretty Golden Retriever is a stereotypical dumb blonde! What a mess, though!
ReplyDeleteHaha! Yes, definitely a stereotypical dumb blond!
DeleteLOL .. Love it! In fact very cute story. :-)
ReplyDeleteThe golden retriever jumped into Schultz's poo? YUCK!
ReplyDeletemy dog has a gf at his doggie day care
ReplyDeleteI love a pooping man.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie