"What's so funny?" I asked.
"You have to see this," she said. "You're never going to believe it!"
What she had pulled up was the Story of Christopher Columbus, according to the fine folks who happened to be wandering down Hollywood Boulevard.
Here's what they say happened: Christopher Columbus, who was from England, arrived in a kayak called the Pina Colada (or maybe it was a jet - we're not sure) in 1942. At that time, he discovered the East and the West coast, and enjoyed the first Thanksgiving dinner.
What? You don't believe me? Here. See it for yourself.
(Now I think I'll go find that Pina Colada, because my mind is completely blown away. Anybody want to join me?)