My son's political career has begun.
"Mama," he said when he got off the bus yesterday. "I have to write a speech."
"Oh yeah?" I asked. "What for?"
"I'm running for student council."
"I see. That's terrific! What are you going to say in your speech?"
He thought about that for a second. "I'm going to say that everyone needs to eat pie. And I'm going to give everyone free pie!"
Great. With a promise like that, I'm sure he'll be elected President. I'd better get in the kitchen and start baking!