The dog was at it again today. This time our wayward German Shepherd decided to terrorize a box turtle. He found one in our yard that apparently had not seen the "Beware of the Dog" sign. That bad doggy was prancing around with a turtle in his mouth, drooling all over it.
"Schultz!" I bellowed. "Drop it!"
He dropped it - right onto the cement patio. Clunk!
"Schultz, get out of here," I said. He walked off a little distance and parked his furry bottom on the ground.
I took a look at the turtle. It was the same one my kids had terrorized last year. Aside from a new scratch mark on his shell, the turtle looked okay.
"Listen, turtle," I said. "You really need to think about relocating. It's going to be another rough summer for you if you don't."
I don't know if he was listening or not. I took that thing out of our fenced yard and put him in the woods. "Okay, buddy," I said. "You're on your own. Next time read the sign!"
haha maybe he just wants a home with all your other pets and Schultz was helping him insideReplyDelete
Hmmm. Maybe. LOL!Delete
Turtles sure have hard shells. Ours somehow got out of his tank and fell shell down on the porch with no ill effects.ReplyDelete
Hopefully he stays away.
It's a good thing turtles have such hard shells. Otherwise I think they'd all be extinct!Delete
Life is tough for the illiterate.ReplyDelete
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It sure is. That turtle better go to school and learn how to read!Delete
This was really fun to read! That poor turtle. I hope he's learned his lesson now.ReplyDelete
I somehow doubt it. No matter how many times I take him back to the woods, he always finds his way into our yard.Delete
Well hopefully that's the last of Mr. Turtle... probably just looking for some company... poor guy!ReplyDelete
LOL. I'm sure he wasn't expecting to find a quadraped with sharp teeth and a big pink tongue!Delete
I have a feeling Mr. Turtle is truly narcissitic-one can never tell!ReplyDelete
Ha! Something like that!Delete
Mr Turtle heard your home was pet friendly and wanted to join the family.ReplyDelete
Yeah, I guess word travels quickly!Delete