My son got off the school bus and handed me a package. "Here Mama, this is for you."
I opened it. It was a cookie. And it looked and smelled like a gingersnap cookie. "You made this is school?" I asked.
I examined it closely. "Bubba, it's as hard as a rock. Is it stale?"
He laughed. "No. It's fresh."
"Should I eat it?"
"No, Mama," he said. "You'll end up in the hospital. It's an air freshener!"
Yikes! Good thing you didn't chance taking a bite!ReplyDelete
Good thing he told you!ReplyDelete
And I'm glad I asked!Delete
What? That sounds like the kind of thing a little kid might eat and end up in the ER. Do you know what brand it is?ReplyDelete
They actually made it. He said they took pumpkin bread mix and mixed it with cinnamon and glue and shaped it into a cookie. Crazy! But it sure smelled good!Delete
Don't leave it where Schultz might find it. I bet he'd be happy to eat a cookie if given the chance. : )ReplyDelete
It's well out of Schultz's reach!Delete
That would have been a nasty first bite!ReplyDelete
Yes. I probably would've chipped a tooth.Delete
So where did you display this "air freshener"?ReplyDelete
In the bathroom on a high shelf.Delete
But your breath would smell so fresh. And think of how it could scrape off tartar.ReplyDelete
Leave it to you to find a good reason to eat it! ;0)Delete
Yuck! Good thing he let you know. ;)ReplyDelete
haha you could toot fresh airReplyDelete
Right. If it didn't kill me first. ;)Delete
so no future for Bubba in dentistry, and now no future for Bubba in food preparing business :)ReplyDelete
Maybe he can be a comedian. ;0)Delete
Ya know, if that guy could do so well writing a book about the stuff his father says, maybe you could do even better writing about some of the things Bubba says and does. He's a hoot!ReplyDelete
He is funny! I've thought about writing a book series for kids about Schultz and his antics, which would include my son. Maybe I should just write a Mama Diaries series.Delete
Good thing Bubba told you before thing went any farther. Yikes! Maybe he thought you needed some extra excitement at home!ReplyDelete
Sure. We can never have too much excitement at my pad!Delete