My son got off the school bus and handed me a package. "Here Mama, this is for you."
I opened it. It was a cookie. And it looked and smelled like a gingersnap cookie. "You made this is school?" I asked.
"Yep."
I examined it closely. "Bubba, it's as hard as a rock. Is it stale?"
He laughed. "No. It's fresh."
"Should I eat it?"
"No, Mama," he said. "You'll end up in the hospital. It's an air freshener!"
Silly Mama!
Yikes! Good thing you didn't chance taking a bite!
ReplyDeleteGood thing he told you!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm glad I asked!
DeleteWhat? That sounds like the kind of thing a little kid might eat and end up in the ER. Do you know what brand it is?
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
They actually made it. He said they took pumpkin bread mix and mixed it with cinnamon and glue and shaped it into a cookie. Crazy! But it sure smelled good!
DeleteDon't leave it where Schultz might find it. I bet he'd be happy to eat a cookie if given the chance. : )
ReplyDeleteIt's well out of Schultz's reach!
DeleteThat would have been a nasty first bite!
ReplyDeleteYes. I probably would've chipped a tooth.
DeleteSo where did you display this "air freshener"?
ReplyDeleteIn the bathroom on a high shelf.
DeleteBut your breath would smell so fresh. And think of how it could scrape off tartar.
ReplyDeleteLeave it to you to find a good reason to eat it! ;0)
DeleteYuck! Good thing he let you know. ;)
ReplyDeletehaha you could toot fresh air
ReplyDeleteRight. If it didn't kill me first. ;)
Deleteso no future for Bubba in dentistry, and now no future for Bubba in food preparing business :)
ReplyDeleteMaybe he can be a comedian. ;0)
DeleteYa know, if that guy could do so well writing a book about the stuff his father says, maybe you could do even better writing about some of the things Bubba says and does. He's a hoot!
ReplyDeleteHe is funny! I've thought about writing a book series for kids about Schultz and his antics, which would include my son. Maybe I should just write a Mama Diaries series.
DeleteGood thing Bubba told you before thing went any farther. Yikes! Maybe he thought you needed some extra excitement at home!
ReplyDeleteSure. We can never have too much excitement at my pad!
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