Schultz, our hundred pound German Shepherd, had a romp with the oh-so-famous cartoon character, Sponge Bob Square Pants. And it didn't go so well for the sponge guy. Let me tell you about it.
My kids inflated a Sponge Bob Square Pants punching balloon - a huge yellow thing with Sponge Bob's trademark smiling face and buck teeth. They proceeded to punch the heck out of it. Schultz heard the commotion and came in to investigate. Of course he wanted a piece of the action.
He jumped on that thing, causing the kids to release it and run away. It was all Schultz's after that! He chased it with his mouth wide open, ready to sink his fangs into Sponge Bob if he caught him. Sponge Bob ran for his life, bouncing against tables and walls. This went on for almost ten minutes. Finally, Schultz cornered the big yellow thing. He pounced and took a bite out of Sponge Bob's eyeball.
Let's just say after that, SpongeBob was no more. And Schultz, after recovering from a minor heart attack, decided that large yellow punching balloons were not exactly the best toys to play with!
HA!
ReplyDeleteSpongeBob got what was coming to him!
Schultz deserves his own blog.
Yes, he does. Too bad Mama is too busy to let him do it! ;)
Deletehaha must have been quite the shock to the poor guy went he boom came
ReplyDeleteA shock it was!
DeleteLOL Poor dog! Glad he has recovered. :)
ReplyDeleteI don't think Schultz will be playing with balloons anytime soon!
DeleteI've never seen Sponge Bob's show, but I've heard he's obnoxious. You go, Schultz.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Sponge Bob is extremely obnoxious! Schultz just did the world a favor.
Deletepoor Schultz, in this case curiosity almost killed not a cat but a dog
ReplyDeleteI guess Schultz, like a cat, has nine lives!
DeleteIt must have been quite an entertaining display!
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if I feel more sorry for Sponge Bob or Schultz...
Definitely be sorry for Schultz. Sponge Bob deserved it! ;0)
DeleteOh, bless his heart! What a shock that must have been!
ReplyDeleteA shock for all of us!
DeleteGreat story! The dog saved your kids from that soaked up intruder!
ReplyDeleteGood Schultz!
DeleteThe eyeball?! What a cruel way to go!
ReplyDeleteI had to wonder why Schultz chose the eyeball!
DeleteHope the camera was running:)
ReplyDeleteNo, it wasn't. I really need to have a camera attached to me at all times to catch some of these things!
Delete*LOL* That is an internet video just waiting to happen!
ReplyDeleteIt would have been pretty funny to see!
DeleteOh, that's hilarious. Poor Schultz. Too bad you didn't take a video of his misadventure, because that could've been a real contender on "Funniest Home Videos."
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it would have!
DeleteWhat an eye-popping situation. What a visual I just had. Thanks for the chuckle, Sherry.
ReplyDeleteGary :)
Ha! An eye-popping situation. I like that!
DeleteSpongebob should have stayed in the sea
ReplyDeleteFor sure! Sponges belong in the water - not on land!
DeleteI hope Schultz doesn't have any doggie nightmares of big yellow laughing sponges coming to attack. ; )
ReplyDeleteThat would be awful!
DeleteThat must have been worth watching. I hope the children have forgiven Schultz.
ReplyDeleteThey did.
DeleteOh my god, I love the Schultz stories :) Poor guy!! Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteIt was quite a startling experience!
DeleteSmart dog. :)
ReplyDeleteHe is certainly curious!
DeleteOh! Poor Sponge Bob! (And poor kids!)
ReplyDeleteSponge Bob had the worst of the deal!
DeleteOMG! Poor dog.
ReplyDeleteNas
It certainly startled him!
DeleteI can hear that boom from here. I'm sure he won't do that again.
ReplyDeleteI hope not!
DeleteWhat a pity for Sponge Bob and the urchins. I'll bet Schultz will remember that experience!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he will!
DeleteHi, Sherry! I hope you will stop by to claim the award I have nominated you for. Have an AWESOME day!
ReplyDeleteSusanne
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