My daughter has been studying World War 1 and World War 2 in school. She had a big test on the material, so she asked me to quiz her - at 10:30 at night.
I looked at her study sheet. "Okay, what countries made up the Triple Entente?"
She thought about that. "Russia, France, and ... GB."
I scrunched up my eyebrows. "What's GB?"
Okay. (Would that be George H. or George W.?)
"What event marked the end of World War 2?"
"The bombing of Nagasaki and Shampoo," my daughter answered.
"Yeah. Because I always mess up how to say Hiroshima. I call it Shimohira, which sounds like "shampoo."
So, ladies and gentlemen, you have now learned that George Bush is a country, and that World War 2 ended with the explosion of a huge bottle of shampoo.