Picture Day

It was picture day at the school today. This is always a major challenge when it comes to making my six-year old son look presentable.

I went through the checklist.

Hair combed: Check
Teeth brushed: Check
Crud wiped off of the face: Check
Descent clothes: Check

I thought everything would be just fine.

Later in the day, my son came off of the school bus.

"How did picture day go?" I asked.

"Well, it was okay, except somebody put a booger on my shirt."

"What?" I just could not believe it. "Was the booger on your shirt for the picture?"

"No."

That was good news.

"What did you do with it?" I asked.

"I took it off and put it on my shoe."