Treats

I took my son to the pet store to get nutrition for our many varmits. At the check out counter, there was a display of dog treats. "What are those?" my son asked the worker. "Those are dog cookies," she said. "Some have garlic in them. Others have peanut butter inside." "Mmmm," my son said. "I like peanut butter. Can humans eat them?" "I don't think they taste very good," the lady answered. "I eat anything," my son responded. "Except tomatoes and raisins." "You are not eating dog cookies!" I exclaimed as I dragged his drooling body out of the store.