I was practicing my violin, when I heard a yell from the kitchen. "Woman!"
It was my husband.
"I'm kind of busy," I said. "What do you need?"
"Woman, get over here," he said.
I sighed and put down my violin. I walked into the kitchen to see what the man wanted.
He was standing next to the chicken I had made. "Woman, you do not know how to cut a chicken."
"You intererupted my practicing to tell me that?"
"This is a disgrace. Completely unacceptable! You mutilated this thing!"
Yeah, so? I had pulled off the legs and wings, and sliced through the breasts. Then I plopped them on a plate and served them to my kids. What was the big deal?
"Woman, you need to be taught how to properly cut a chicken."
So now I have an assignment. I am to go to the store, purchase another chicken, prepare it, and then attend my husband's school for the culinary arts to learn how to properly cut it.
And all I wanted to do was practice my violin! Oy gewalt!
Perhaps he could cut the chicken if it's that important then, hm? Hehehe!ReplyDelete
Right. And maybe he could cook, too! LOL!Delete
haha. Sounds like my husband. But when he doesn't like how i cut the chicken, I make him do it himself. :)ReplyDelete
LOL! I like your thinking. Next time he cuts it, and I practice!Delete
I think he should scrub the toilets with his toothbrush for interrupting your practice and calling you "woman." I've never met you in person, but I feel quite certain that is not your name.ReplyDelete
Hahaha! I'll tell him you said so!Delete
haha chicken is chicken to me, but at least you'll learn a new skill too.ReplyDelete
Yeah, chicken cutting is a very important skill. LOL!Delete
I can totally relate. My husband tells me I don't cut cabbage correctly (-:ReplyDelete
What is it with these guys? LOL!Delete
The idea of cutting the chicken in parts makes me cringe. I'm just weird like that. He called you 'woman'?:)ReplyDelete
Yes, he called me woman. He always does. He seems to think it's a term of endearment. He's a good guy though, so I'll put up with it. ;)Delete
The way I see it, it tastes the same no matter how it's cut. LOLReplyDelete
That's my sentiment, too! LOL!Delete
LOL. I'm not good at cutting up a chicken, so my solution is to buy one already cut up. : ) And I agree with Dana, it tastes the same no matter how it's cut.ReplyDelete